Lifehacker Pillows

Woman undergoing www.therapy.com

Fittd shēt

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Weird things I do because of the internet

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"By labeling it, I control it."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

Does your computer have a webcam? Yes. I've fixed it so no one can spy on me. What a tech genius! A band-aid solution that works!

"We're very proud. His classmates voted most to hack into a foreign computer system."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'He's determined to not pay for The Times online.'

Seeing the marriage counselor.

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

The Darknet starts right here.

Secrets of Adulthood.

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

Shut Yer Yapper and be Happy, Loser! There's a ton of so-called simple self-help books. The five most important questions: 7 habits of highly effective people: 7 steps to living at your fullest potential. Too many steps! She's going to be filthy rich.

'Clothes-dryer Messiah.'