Lifehacker Pillows

Woman undergoing www.therapy.com

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

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Weird things I do because of the internet

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"By labeling it, I control it."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"We're very proud. His classmates voted most to hack into a foreign computer system."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

The Darknet starts right here.

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

Secrets of Adulthood.

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

'Clothes-dryer Messiah.'

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'