Life Hacks Pillows

Radiator Cookery

"By labeling it, I control it."

Life Hacks

"There is a Mr. Hayer at the front door with four hundred and twenty-seven legitimate ways to beat the system."

Weird things I do because of the internet

Fittd shēt

"I still use baby powder on my butt! Especially when it's gross and sticky!"

"It's a trick I learned from my wife. If I cut myself shaving, I just wear pants for a few days."

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

"It's easier to get through the day if you look at middle school as just another life hack."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'Is this still America?'

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

"Mom, vegetables may help me grow and give me energy, but what if I want to be short and underachieving?"

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

Screen Time at the Dining Table

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

Secrets of Adulthood.

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

Chef: In Case of Emergency - can opener and canned food.

Anatomy of a freezer drawer

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

"I don’t care what you read on social media, I cannot prescribe chocolate mini eggs to help with your weight loss!"

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

Addiction Research Centre.

'Try not to be an idiot.'

"That's ONE way of putting the office laminator to good use..."

'I take it that when you went on your 'spot reduction' diet, this wasn't what you had in mind?'

"Of course I still do stupid stuff. But now much slower and with far less frequency and zeal."