Life Hacks Gifts

Radiator Cookery

"By labeling it, I control it."

Life Hacks

"There is a Mr. Hayer at the front door with four hundred and twenty-seven legitimate ways to beat the system."

Weird things I do because of the internet

Fittd shēt

Path of Least Resistance. Of course it's slippery.

"I still use baby powder on my butt! Especially when it's gross and sticky!"

"It's a trick I learned from my wife. If I cut myself shaving, I just wear pants for a few days."

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

"It's easier to get through the day if you look at middle school as just another life hack."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'Is this still America?'

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

Seeing the marriage counselor.

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

"Mom, vegetables may help me grow and give me energy, but what if I want to be short and underachieving?"

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

Screen Time at the Dining Table

Secrets of Adulthood.

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

Anatomy of a freezer drawer

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

Shut Yer Yapper and be Happy, Loser! There's a ton of so-called simple self-help books. The five most important questions: 7 habits of highly effective people: 7 steps to living at your fullest potential. Too many steps! She's going to be filthy rich.

Chef: In Case of Emergency - can opener and canned food.

"I don’t care what you read on social media, I cannot prescribe chocolate mini eggs to help with your weight loss!"

'The nation is evenly divided again...the red states, Atkins Diet...the blue states, South Beach.'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"