Travel Hacks Gifts

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Weird things I do because of the internet

Fittd shēt

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"By labeling it, I control it."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Give away the tickets, make money on the cancellations."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Migration Music

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

'I think its being tapped.'

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

"I suppose the spent 40 years in the wilderness because Sat Navs hadn't been invented?"

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

"It's better digitally enhanced."

Mom's Mobile Office.

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"