Master Of Travel Hacks Gifts

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

Travel looks strong!

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"Give away the tickets, make money on the cancellations."

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

'I think its being tapped.'

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

Migration Music

The Undeniable Spirit of Tourists

Halloween in Bath

Reality Wagon Train

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

"I suppose the spent 40 years in the wilderness because Sat Navs hadn't been invented?"

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

"If I promise to come back serval times, can I get the group rate?"

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'