Master Of Travel Hacks Prints

Hotel checkout.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

Travel looks strong!

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"Give away the tickets, make money on the cancellations."

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

Migration Music

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

'I think its being tapped.'

The Undeniable Spirit of Tourists

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

Halloween in Bath

"I suppose the spent 40 years in the wilderness because Sat Navs hadn't been invented?"

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Reality Wagon Train

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

"If I promise to come back serval times, can I get the group rate?"