Travel Hacks Prints

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Weird things I do because of the internet

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Fittd shēt

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"By labeling it, I control it."

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"Give away the tickets, make money on the cancellations."

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Migration Music

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

'I think its being tapped.'

"I suppose the spent 40 years in the wilderness because Sat Navs hadn't been invented?"

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

Mom's Mobile Office.

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'