Travel Gadgets Prints

The trouble with printing your own ticket.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'There's nothing on.'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"You've got computer-breath."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

Smartphone Sonogram

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Fresh pepper?"

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

Migration Music