Travel Gadgets Prints

The trouble with printing your own ticket.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'There's nothing on.'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"You've got computer-breath."

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Smartphone Sonogram

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"Fresh pepper?"

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"Two questions: What time are the guests arriving, and do you still want me to slice the pepperoni?"

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'