Travel Hacker Gifts

"Give away the tickets, make money on the cancellations."

"It's that guy who always buys when we say 'Only 1 Room Left'."

Thank you for calling airline miles Visa, Mr. Taylor. How can I help you today. I'd like to book ma flight. No problem. I see you've accrued 40,000 points on your Visa - enough to travel anywhere in the U.S. on a Thursday. Thursday? Right. Any Thursday in May. The other days and months are blacked out. Of course, then I have a similar policy. Pardon? Ahem. I will only use my awards card on Thursdays in May. The rest of the days and months are blacked out! You understand you can't win. Somehow I'

Airport Security. It takes longer getting through security, but by wearing all my clothes, I don't have to pay to check a bag!

Excess Baggage: People will do almost anything to avoid paying those fees for checked baggage.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Pack lightly

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Weird things I do because of the internet

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Birds with Headphones

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

Does your computer have a webcam? Yes. I've fixed it so no one can spy on me. What a tech genius! A band-aid solution that works!

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"A large donation usually calms him down."

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

Secrets of Adulthood.

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'

"Just off for a little troll, dad..."

Excess Baggage: As soon as you pick a vacation destination, people who have never been there start to tell you horror stories about the place.

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

Excess Baggage: People will do almost anything to avoid paying those fees for checked baggage.