Travel Hacker Gifts

"Give away the tickets, make money on the cancellations."

"It's that guy who always buys when we say 'Only 1 Room Left'."

Excess Baggage: People will do almost anything to avoid paying those fees for checked baggage.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Pack lightly

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Weird things I do because of the internet

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Birds with Headphones

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"A large donation usually calms him down."

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

Secrets of Adulthood.

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'

Excess Baggage: As soon as you pick a vacation destination, people who have never been there start to tell you horror stories about the place.

"Just off for a little troll, dad..."

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'

Excess Baggage: People will do almost anything to avoid paying those fees for checked baggage.

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

Showing a little leg wasn't getting him anywhere.

"It's a new travel computer. It fits in your pocket. I suggest bringing your reading glasses."

Excess Baggage: The concept of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

Trainspotters.