Travel Security Enthusiast Gifts

The modern American airport

I'm sorry, sir, the body scanner doesn't work at the moment. Would you please undress and lie down here?'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Where was the TSA?'

Walking Luggage.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Fight or Flight

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

The World's Easiest Airport

Tourists in Egypt

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

I love the Shard

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'