Travel Security Enthusiast Gifts

The modern American airport

I'm sorry, sir, the body scanner doesn't work at the moment. Would you please undress and lie down here?'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Walking Luggage.

Fight or Flight

'Where was the TSA?'

'Are we there yet?'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

The World's Easiest Airport

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Tourists in Egypt

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

I love the Shard

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Easter Island Shades...