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"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Terry had a computer bug.

Hardware and software

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Jerry Lordan

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

'It looks like our data.'

"When Junior was small his first words were Dot Com."

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"