Weekend Hacker Gifts

Am I near the ball?

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'T.M.I.F.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Friday

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

A DIY disaster.

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Circus Act

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

Getting through the week.

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Non-Jet Lag.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

The Walk of Shame

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."