Hairdryer Humorist Gifts

Hairdryer Hurricane

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Operation Chrome Dome.

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Bald Man Overcomb

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

Cow Wash Cycle.

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Open up the Shops!

Toupee in a tin.

Bobo's Barber Shop

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

The Knitwit...