Hand Dryer Humor Gifts

A guide to paper-free hand dryers.

A man washing a mascot costume

Dreams I have had...

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

Cow Wash Cycle.

'This is the 'I Fell Behind On My Credit Card Payments, So They Took My Guitar Away Blues'. I'll be performing it a cappella.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

'Just the usual, thanks.'

Ward Cleaning.

"I don't care if he is hard to give a bath to...if you put him into one those giant washing machines I'm calling the SPCA!"

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

Fish living in a washing machine.

Man crawling on desert see a dry cleaners in distance.

"I just need a few minutes with the auto-sensor to regain my illusion of control."

'Dinner will be washed in five minutes guys...'

Grim Reaper in launderette washing cloak.

"So. . . you're back!"

Add Your Own Caption Week # 223

"Typical. . . Bills bills and more bills."

"Wow, two hundred dryer sheets. Who will I even be two hundred dryer sheets from now?"

"He's a big fellow, that Grogan, isn't he?"

Hairdryer Hurricane

if only i could figure out how this thing works

Randal accidentally leaves his iron on.

"Well, it will just have to wait."

"Hold on – you don't know whose paws have touched that butter board."

Missing sock poster

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Three

Smart Woman Is Ready To Blow Out The Candles On Her Birthday Cake

"Honestly, you'll do anything to get out of helping out around here!"

'Fred! You're a Bald Eagle! Accept it and get rid of that stupid wig!'

'My client requests a postponement, Your Honor -- he's having a bad hair day.'

"I just washed my hair and can't do a thing with it!"