Hairstyle Mishap Aficionado Gifts

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Nice haircut."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

Two men in barber shop

Georgian head-dress

The Bland Leading the Bland

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

Jim Jr. never felt like he fit in with the rest of his family.

Hedgehog/Punk Romance

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

An afterthought/An afrothought

The humidity plays heck with Sampson's hair.

Today's Rapunzel

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"You might consider new socks as well."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

"What? I slept seven months."

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

"I'd like a little more on the back and top, please"

"How recently did you switch from dog groomer to hair stylist?"