Hairstyle Mishap Aficionado Gifts

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Be creative...!"

"Nice haircut."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

Two men in barber shop

Georgian head-dress

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

The Bland Leading the Bland

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

Jim Jr. never felt like he fit in with the rest of his family.

Hedgehog/Punk Romance

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

The humidity plays heck with Sampson's hair.

An afterthought/An afrothought

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

Today's Rapunzel

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

"What? I slept seven months."

"You might consider new socks as well."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"How recently did you switch from dog groomer to hair stylist?"

"I'd like a little more on the back and top, please"