Messy Hair Aficionados Gifts

Dan woke up with really bad bedhead.

Lesser known greek gods,

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Sheep In Curlers

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

"Got outta jury duty!"

World of Cow: Horn Gel

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

Where Mom used to take you.

I just can't help feeling that we'd be good together.

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"May be I should part my hair on the right."

Ringlets Hairstyle

So, what disturbing topic would you like to talk about today, Al? How about your new combover, Doctor?

'I could run some tests, but in my professional opinion you've got Salt Lake City on your mind.'

The Beard Movement

Mutant Moontunes - Fringeless Nigel

'Isn't he a little young for sideburns?'

Squirrel Salon

"When I'm not having a good hair day, you'll know."

"Anything in there about when the hair stylists' strike will end?"

"Oh my God, I HAVE to touch your hair!"

Friendly sports arguments with barbers.

'Please tell me those are not steel wool pads glued to your head.'

Hair stylist images his work as butterfly, customer sees caterpillar.

Body Hair Club For Men

"Why speculate? Get your info straight from the source!"

Freisian 2000

'Says his name is Rip Van Winkle. All I know is, he has the worst case of bed-head I've ever seen.'

"I think it's time to give the word 'fabulous' back to the straight world."

"Son, why don't you switch to my shampoo and conditioner?"

'I've got a problem with this honey and lilac shampoo!'