Messy Hair Sympathizer Gifts

'Says his name is Rip Van Winkle. All I know is, he has the worst case of bed-head I've ever seen.'

Tired Barbie

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

GURLERS

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

So I used body soap to wash my face. Why is that so bad? Details matter. Pay attention to your surroundings. Face soap isn't body soap. Conditioner isn't shampoo. Moisturizer isn't hand lotion. If we're ever going to move in together and have a future you've got to pay attention to me and the nuances about my life. Conditioner isn't shampoo? I'm livid and you have stinky hair!

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

'I use that to check for combovers.'

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'I could run some tests, but in my professional opinion you've got Salt Lake City on your mind.'

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

"...and how would sir like it?"

"Just take a little off the top!"

Youth with extravagant hairstyle shops for hair gel. Varieties available: Stupid, Absurd and Utterly Ludicrous.

"Anything in there about when the hair stylists' strike will end?"

Unisex Hairdresser - "Told you, they don't like being called Barbers"

"Now that I work remotely, I keep forgetting to shave and get a haircut. At least today I remembered to get dressed."

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'

Hairdryer blows man's wig off his head.

Rapunzel's hair trails into a van : mobile hair salon

Fake hair.

'Bloody hell, Delilah - cornrows!?'

"Your Honor, I ask you – is this the toupee of a successful adulterer?"

Knight's plumage made from real hair.

Ed uses comb-overs on his bald spots.