Messy Hair Sympathizer Prints

'Says his name is Rip Van Winkle. All I know is, he has the worst case of bed-head I've ever seen.'

Tired Barbie

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

GURLERS

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

'I use that to check for combovers.'

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'I could run some tests, but in my professional opinion you've got Salt Lake City on your mind.'

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

"...and how would sir like it?"

Unisex Hairdresser - "Told you, they don't like being called Barbers"

"Just take a little off the top!"

"Anything in there about when the hair stylists' strike will end?"

"Now that I work remotely, I keep forgetting to shave and get a haircut. At least today I remembered to get dressed."

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'

Youth with extravagant hairstyle shops for hair gel. Varieties available: Stupid, Absurd and Utterly Ludicrous.

Fake hair.

Dan woke up with really bad bedhead.

Hairdryer blows man's wig off his head.

'Bloody hell, Delilah - cornrows!?'

"Your Honor, I ask you – is this the toupee of a successful adulterer?"

Knight's plumage made from real hair.

Rapunzel's hair trails into a van : mobile hair salon