Messy Hair Embrace Prints

"Anything in there about when the hair stylists' strike will end?"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Tired Barbie

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

"Have some respect for my learning style."

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

Where Mom used to take you.

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"Instead of cleaning my room, can we just seal the door and call it a time capsule?"

'I could run some tests, but in my professional opinion you've got Salt Lake City on your mind.'

Lady to lady about messy kid: 'Maybe we should have named him Spot.'

'It isn't every day that a client gives me a free hand to be creative.'

Youth with extravagant hairstyle shops for hair gel. Varieties available: Stupid, Absurd and Utterly Ludicrous.

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

'I told you this would happen if you kept leaving your clothes on the floor.'

Dan woke up with really bad bedhead.

'Says his name is Rip Van Winkle. All I know is, he has the worst case of bed-head I've ever seen.'

'Our small humans have groomed us for an hour, we're in the field, what shall we do first Maurice?'

Rapunzel's hair trails into a van : mobile hair salon

"How about that? Is Cruz a collector?"

Knight's plumage made from real hair.

'I'll have it cut like last time I was here...All different lengths around the front and back, a strange spikey bit on top and bald patches here, here and here!'

'I noticed that hair thickener you bought is beginning to work!'

Building on the popularity of casual Fridays, many companies have instituted bad hair Monday.

'Those toys you left us got boring, so we borrowed your paintball gear and had a little fun.'

"I never thought I'd miss bad hair days."

Extreme Comb Over

'I like looking lived in.'