Haha-hair-moments Prints

"I never thought I'd miss bad hair days."

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Bald Man Overcomb

Operation Chrome Dome.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Toupee in a tin.

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

Bobo's Barber Shop

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

'I use that to check for combovers.'

BARBER

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

"And you thought you were having a bad hair day."

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."