Haha-hair-moments Pillows

"I never thought I'd miss bad hair days."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Bald Man Overcomb

Operation Chrome Dome.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

Bobo's Barber Shop

Toupee in a tin.

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

"And you thought you were having a bad hair day."

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

BARBER

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"