Hair-raising Humor Pillows

'Hey - you groomin' my kid?'

'The male pattern baldness is genetic, but your dense lower back hair appears to be a gypsy curse.'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Not you. Your hair.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Bald Man Overcomb

Operation Chrome Dome.

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Toupee in a tin.

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

Bobo's Barber Shop

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

"I just got the Google Earth app. I didn't know you had a bald spot."

"And you thought you were having a bad hair day."

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'