Hair-raising Humor Pillows

'Hey - you groomin' my kid?'

'The male pattern baldness is genetic, but your dense lower back hair appears to be a gypsy curse.'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Bald Man Overcomb

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

Toupee in a tin.

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Bobo's Barber Shop

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

'I use that to check for combovers.'

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

Centurion in a Shower

"And you thought you were having a bad hair day."

BARBER

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."