Hair-raising Adventures Pillows

I think my diet is TOO high in fiber.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Absolutely not!"

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Operation Chrome Dome.

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Fashion over function!"

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

Hair Salon.

"This is all my own hair."

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.

'Is that a wig?'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

Mowing His Hairy back.

"Can you just give me a quick trim?"

The haircut is invented