Hair-raising Adventures Pillows

I think my diet is TOO high in fiber.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Absolutely not!"

Not you. Your hair.

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Hairstyles

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Operation Chrome Dome.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Fashion over function!"

Bald man with a brush on his head

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Hair Salon.

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

"This is all my own hair."

'Is that a wig?'

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

The haircut is invented

"Can you just give me a quick trim?"