Messy Hair Magician Prints

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Tired Barbie

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

Operation Chrome Dome.

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

Bad hair day.

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

'I use that to check for combovers.'

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

'Look, Virginia, I'm sorry your perm didn't turn out, but there's no way I can dictate a letter while you have that bag on your head.'

"Wow, who does your hair?"

"...and how would sir like it?"

"Perfect."

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.

"Anything in there about when the hair stylists' strike will end?"

"Just take a little off the top!"

Monks haircutting with compasses

Medusa curling her snake hair with curling tongs

How to have long, luscious hair in two easy steps 1) Have short, luscious hair. 2) Don't cut it.

Youth with extravagant hairstyle shops for hair gel. Varieties available: Stupid, Absurd and Utterly Ludicrous.

Medusa's Greatest Fear

Curling & curling while curling.

The Texas Chainsmoker's Mascara.

He was raised by a pack of wolves, and the cleaning lady who came in twice a month.

"Didn't you want to plant a tree with our grandchild?"

Fake hair.

Hairdryer blows man's wig off his head.

"Your Honor, I ask you – is this the toupee of a successful adulterer?"

'Says his name is Rip Van Winkle. All I know is, he has the worst case of bed-head I've ever seen.'