Messy Hair Magician Mugs

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Tired Barbie

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

Operation Chrome Dome.

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

First Attempts: Wright Brothers. Hair-plane.

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

'I use that to check for combovers.'

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

Bad hair day.

'Look, Virginia, I'm sorry your perm didn't turn out, but there's no way I can dictate a letter while you have that bag on your head.'

"Wow, who does your hair?"

"...and how would sir like it?"

Monks haircutting with compasses

Youth with extravagant hairstyle shops for hair gel. Varieties available: Stupid, Absurd and Utterly Ludicrous.

"Anything in there about when the hair stylists' strike will end?"

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.

Medusa's Greatest Fear

Medusa curling her snake hair with curling tongs

"Perfect."

How to have long, luscious hair in two easy steps 1) Have short, luscious hair. 2) Don't cut it.

"Just take a little off the top!"

He was raised by a pack of wolves, and the cleaning lady who came in twice a month.

The Texas Chainsmoker's Mascara.

Curling & curling while curling.

"Didn't you want to plant a tree with our grandchild?"

"Your Honor, I ask you – is this the toupee of a successful adulterer?"

Hairdryer blows man's wig off his head.

Fake hair.