Shampoo Shenanigans Gifts

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Mum, I got the job!"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

'It's crazy what a peep will eat.'

Dolphin at bar - 'I'm in disguise'

'We've got it narrowed down to between three and twenty-three pounds.'

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

'Grab the wand! Grab the wand!'

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

'Hot! Hot!'

Smart Woman Is Ready To Blow Out The Candles On Her Birthday Cake

'Isn't it amazing how we can fall asleep standing?'

Lots of people helping out with the self-service machine.

Man riding a fish

'I demand a second opinion!'

Shampoo dissolves a washer's head.

"For some reason, people drink a lot less since I brought my twin brother into the business."

Boy shouting at and frightening an old lady

"Stealing office supplies, eh? I'm in for murder one!"