Drying Aficionados Gifts

'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'

Moses separating his Laundry.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Waiting for Pants

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

'But you said to clean my room.'

Kiwi Ingenuity

Santa's wash day.

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

How it started: How it's going

Superman's laundry

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

"It comes with three programs! Single, married and kids!"

The real reason for the pyramids.

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

"Women do not appreciate power tools as last minute gift ideas."

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'