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'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Waiting for Pants

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'But you said to clean my room.'

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Santa's wash day.

Kiwi Ingenuity

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

How it started: How it's going

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"It comes with three programs! Single, married and kids!"

The real reason for the pyramids.

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

"Women do not appreciate power tools as last minute gift ideas."

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."