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"You realize one of us is not coming back."

"If you find him, tug on the rope, and we'll pull you both out."

"Oh no!. . . My whites are ruined and where the hell did these come from??"

A woman opens her washing machine and the missing sock monster climbs out.

"A shirt like that should be dry-cleaned only."

'Yes, it takes a while to find the right cycle on the washer!'

Brighter than white laundry soap.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

Wet T-shirt Nite

"Do you mind Miss Trimble. I'm about to conduct a Christening."

"Do you really want to tell me that you don't know anything about the vanishing of 21 socks within the last four months??!"

"You hate ironing? Me too."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Moses separating his Laundry.

The Missing Sock Returns

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

A man washing a mascot costume

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

'Caw blimey!'

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

Dreams I have had...

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).