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Missing Sock Poster

'Two socks in, two socks out. Let the good times roll.'

"Masks are the new underwear."

"'Whites whiter, colors vivid and bright'. Is this laundry detergent of cataract surgery?"

"I think you just folded the cat."

'Next comes the cool part. Grab the clothes pegs. We're going online.'

'How many times do I have to tell you... colours with colours, whites with whites!'

Trumpet Clothesline.

"We can't leave now - we'll miss the spin cycle!"

'Don't bother your father. He tried to fold a fitted sheet.'

'Look, It's not that I don't think he's mine, Sylvia. It's just that... Well, the doctor said I have a low-thread count.'

Kate didn't listen to idle gossip. . . she got her dirty laundry fix at the coin-op.

You wish

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

'I usually wait for it to stop spinning.'

Sherlock Holmes investigating a washing machine.

Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer." (Colour)

"I asked for extra starch."

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'Someday, if you're not careful, this could all be yours.'

'Help!'

"Sorry Buddy, no singles!"

My First Visit to the Laundromat

"Laundry day?"

"Did I ACTUALLY lose weight or put too much fabric softener?"

"It comes with three programs! Single, married and kids!"

'I distinctly told them - NO STARCH!'

'Don't worry. We have a search team out looking.'

Wishing well, Washing well.

'Two hours, and that's it.'

"Most men have a drawer full of odd socks. My husband has a drawer full of odd drawers."

Oh no! Socks again?!

'I've had it with your sock fetish.'

The real reason for the pyramids.

Washer woman hanging clothes on a bare tree