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Laundry.

Alice, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.

Pressing Problem

Domestic Superheroes!!

Moses separating his Laundry.

The Missing Sock Returns

When laundry ruled the waves.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Caw blimey!'

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

Santa's wash day.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"What can you do with him?"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

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Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.