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Laundry.

Alice, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.

Pressing Problem

Domestic Superheroes!!

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

'Caw blimey!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

Santa's wash day.

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"What can you do with him?"

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Search for Missing Socks

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"