Dish Drying Enthusiast Gifts

'Maybe your dad can beat up my dad, but my dad can dry dishes better than your dad.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Waiting for Pants

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

"I'd like to make a return."

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

Wrong end of extension cord.

Ikeasaurus

'This is the biggest belly button in the world.'

'We already have a helper monkey for that.'

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

"I just need a few minutes with the auto-sensor to regain my illusion of control."

'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'

'Oh, my wife invented that -- it's for mashing potatoes.'

Dry Cleaners - "Oh don't mind him, he can't wait for the ski lift to open."

'Alice, the blonde, speaking.'

Bird Sitting Near Clean Washing.

"Congrats! It's a spork."

"It's only fair to warn you, I've joined the Union Of Dishwashers."

"I remember when you bought this thing. You said you were going to exercise all of the time. You never get on it."

A guide to paper-free hand dryers.

'Metro Cleaners, damp patches a speciality'