Clothes Fitting Gifts

"God is in the details."

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'She's so put together!'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Cat Tie

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

At the suit makers

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

'She dressed herself this morning.'