Bridal Fitting Gifts

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

No wonder she's a blushing Bride"

'He heard the question, Reverend. He's sleeping on it.'

"So,what's so important that you want me to give you a couple of hours off work this afternoon?"

Bride getting ready for her wedding.

'I should have listened to my mother. . . when she said you were immature.'

'I'll be glad to discuss Pal's itchy skin in my office tomorrow morning, Mrs. Allan!'

Bridal, Tuxedo and Speedy Annulment.

"I paid three grand for this dress- I'll wear it wherever I want!"

Hen Party

The original shower scene from "Psycho".

Cart before the horse

'My daughter has to get shoes for her wedding. She has two dozen pairs of white shoes but they're all the wrong shade.'

Bride and groom cellists

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

Caution: Bridal Crossing.

"Ahem! Do you need to be somewhere else Miss Pearson?"

Gastropod Wedding Showers,

Woman trying on clothes and ripping them - Breakages to be paid for.

Wedding nose ring

"Our grey wedding dress is quite a smash with young women who have learned to say goodbye to unrealistic expectations."

"Spinning, reefing, tacking...they sound like a dress making circle."

'Is it mine yet?'

"God is in the details."

"Ahhh... and this must be the beautiful bride tubby...Errr I mean to be."