Bridal Fashion Gifts

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

"Our grey wedding dress is quite a smash with young women who have learned to say goodbye to unrealistic expectations."

"Ahhh... and this must be the beautiful bride tubby...Errr I mean to be."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Wedding Fayre

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"So,what's so important that you want me to give you a couple of hours off work this afternoon?"

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

Dressing Rooms.

Blonde girl

Bridal, Tuxedo and Speedy Annulment.

"My year of dressing dangerously."

Tuxedo company.

Empty Dress

'I'll be glad to discuss Pal's itchy skin in my office tomorrow morning, Mrs. Allan!'

"I paid three grand for this dress- I'll wear it wherever I want!"

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

A penguin conductor

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

'My daughter has to get shoes for her wedding. She has two dozen pairs of white shoes but they're all the wrong shade.'

Bride and groom cellists

Caution: Bridal Crossing.

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

'I said, 'Why do we always have to be so darned formal about everything?''

'Got one with a smaller check?'

Queen