Bridal Trends Gifts

"I paid three grand for this dress- I'll wear it wherever I want!"

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Try Mediation

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

"...until death do you a favor."

'I always cry at weddings!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'He does.'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'