Wedding Style Innovators Gifts

Barn Wedding

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Like my new haircut?"

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'I ran into a whittler.'

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

e-procurement

"I paid three grand for this dress- I'll wear it wherever I want!"

The latest fall fashion trends

Cornrows

"Have you heard of the term, lunatic fringe?"

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

"After the kids moved out I had the house redesigned to reflect the real me."

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

I've found the designer gene.

'... And do you, Gavin, promise not to hog the T.V remote, for as long as you both shall live?'

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.

A new chair for the 21st century, punctuated by a few ventilation apertures for that stylish new direction in mass seating.

Medical Silicon Paste.

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target for archery,

'What's next? Shoes we can walk in??'