Wedding Style Innovators Gifts

Barn Wedding

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Like my new haircut?"

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'I ran into a whittler.'

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

His mane bun is just so wrong.

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

e-procurement

"I paid three grand for this dress- I'll wear it wherever I want!"

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

'... And do you, Gavin, promise not to hog the T.V remote, for as long as you both shall live?'

"After the kids moved out I had the house redesigned to reflect the real me."

The latest fall fashion trends

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

I've found the designer gene.

Cornrows

"Have you heard of the term, lunatic fringe?"

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.

A new chair for the 21st century, punctuated by a few ventilation apertures for that stylish new direction in mass seating.

Medical Silicon Paste.

"I'm sure Jesus wouldn't approve of a man bun in church."