Bridal Shopping Gifts

'My daughter has to get shoes for her wedding. She has two dozen pairs of white shoes but they're all the wrong shade.'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Wedding Fayre

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"Go with the horizontal stripes. It'll make me look thinner when I stand next to you."

How would Madam like to pay?

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

No wonder she's a blushing Bride"

"My husband said, 'We were getting low' on the essentials!"

'No thanks, just looking.'

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

'Do you have any duck tape?'

"So,what's so important that you want me to give you a couple of hours off work this afternoon?"

Super Homeworld

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

"Don't be alarmed, sir. Just a precaution we always take."

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

'It's only going to cost your $1,600 to put the romance back into our marriage.'

'I should have listened to my mother. . . when she said you were immature.'

Bridal, Tuxedo and Speedy Annulment.

'I'll be glad to discuss Pal's itchy skin in my office tomorrow morning, Mrs. Allan!'

"I paid three grand for this dress- I'll wear it wherever I want!"

Eve quickly learnt that you don't take your man with you when buying him clothes.

'I'll take it!'