Couples Shopping Trip Gifts

Eve quickly learnt that you don't take your man with you when buying him clothes.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"Go with the horizontal stripes. It'll make me look thinner when I stand next to you."

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

How would Madam like to pay?

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"My husband said, 'We were getting low' on the essentials!"

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

'Shove' (at big sale).

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

"We're not there yet, because your daddy still can't remember which level he parked it on!"

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'You must have something in my size?'

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'