Bride-to-be Browsing Gifts

Wedding Fayre

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'I always cry at weddings!'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

Besties Photo

The Aisle

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Last night of freedom.

"She's registered at Salomon Smith Barney."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

Bridal bootcamp

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

"Yes... you'll be wearing that bridesmaids dress for eternity!"

'Can we just do this pass-fail?'

'No thanks, just looking.'

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

Training the Bride's Train Bearers

Three women dancing

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."