Bride-to-be Browsing Gifts

Wedding Fayre

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'I always cry at weddings!'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Wedding bouquet spring loaded shoes.

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Besties Photo

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

The Aisle

Last night of freedom.

"She's registered at Salomon Smith Barney."

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

Bridal bootcamp

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

"Yes... you'll be wearing that bridesmaids dress for eternity!"

Training the Bride's Train Bearers

'Can we just do this pass-fail?'

Three women dancing

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

'No thanks, just looking.'

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'