Bridal Trends Pillows

"I paid three grand for this dress- I'll wear it wherever I want!"

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

Try Mediation

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Love Conquers All

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"...until death do you a favor."

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

'He does.'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'I always cry at weddings!'