Bridal Fitting Pillows

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

No wonder she's a blushing Bride"

'He heard the question, Reverend. He's sleeping on it.'

"So,what's so important that you want me to give you a couple of hours off work this afternoon?"

'I'll be glad to discuss Pal's itchy skin in my office tomorrow morning, Mrs. Allan!'

'I should have listened to my mother. . . when she said you were immature.'

Bridal, Tuxedo and Speedy Annulment.

Bride getting ready for her wedding.

"I paid three grand for this dress- I'll wear it wherever I want!"

Cart before the horse

Hen Party

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

Bride and groom cellists

Caution: Bridal Crossing.

"Ahem! Do you need to be somewhere else Miss Pearson?"

Gastropod Wedding Showers,

'My daughter has to get shoes for her wedding. She has two dozen pairs of white shoes but they're all the wrong shade.'

Woman trying on clothes and ripping them - Breakages to be paid for.

Wedding nose ring

"Our grey wedding dress is quite a smash with young women who have learned to say goodbye to unrealistic expectations."

"Spinning, reefing, tacking...they sound like a dress making circle."

'Is it mine yet?'

'And where do you think you're going dressed like that, young lady?'

"Ahhh... and this must be the beautiful bride tubby...Errr I mean to be."

"God is in the details."