Bridal Fashionistas Gifts

Wedding nose ring

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'Too dressy?'

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Clothes sale - everything must go!

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Do-over

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

Tank color choices.

"So,what's so important that you want me to give you a couple of hours off work this afternoon?"

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

Bathing suit.

Bridal, Tuxedo and Speedy Annulment.

'I'll be glad to discuss Pal's itchy skin in my office tomorrow morning, Mrs. Allan!'

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

Proper little princess.

"I'm off the leash, but I'm keeping my collar on."

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

'Sorry folks. All these jokes can't be winners.'