Wedding Fashionistas Gifts

"I hate to complain, but these are the ugliest bridesmaid gowns I've ever seen."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

The adoration of the gels.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad fake tan day.

Bad hair day!

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

The height of fashion in 1796

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'Do you think that's wise?'

'She's so put together!'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

A women in a shoeshop.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

The Ascent of Woman

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"