Bridal Fashionista Gifts

'And where do you think you're going dressed like that, young lady?'

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

'I'll bet you paid less for your photo studio than I paid for her dress.'

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

The adoration of the gels.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad fake tan day.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Bad hair day!

The height of fashion in 1796

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'Do you think that's wise?'

'She's so put together!'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

The Ascent of Woman

A women in a shoeshop.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.