Bridal Fashion Rebel Gifts

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Man burning his tie.

'More hair than brains.'

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"Fashion Week"

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

"I just love these casual fridays."

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'