Formal Attire Rebel Gifts

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Rock and Roll

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Casual Thursday

Man burning his tie.

'More hair than brains.'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"Fashion Week"

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'