Formal Wear Rebel Gifts

'I decided to dispense with formality.'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'More hair than brains.'

Casual Thursday

Man burning his tie.

Punkins

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"Fashion Week"

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

'Does anyone have a question?'

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

"Nice. Got this in camo?"