Formal Attire Gifts

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

'Yes! I can tell you why these two shouldn't be married. They stole those outfits from my formal wear store!'

Man at coat check takes off tall hat and has a tall head

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"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'I'll take it!'

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Casual Thursday

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

Imagine there's no office...

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"Well, if you give me the job I'll be able to afford a suit, won't I?!"

Catsuit

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

"Let's see a robot do that."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

"How much more for pinstripes?"

Corporate Image

Ted picks the wrong day to wear his novelty tie.

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

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