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'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

Man at coat check takes off tall hat and has a tall head

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"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'I'll take it!'

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Casual Thursday

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

Imagine there's no office...

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"Well, if you give me the job I'll be able to afford a suit, won't I?!"

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

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"How much more for pinstripes?"

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

Corporate Image

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'Doesn't Malcolm look handsome in his uniform?'

Ted picks the wrong day to wear his novelty tie.